You scare me because
Every time we speak
I feel like
You would be fine
With that being
The last time we speak.
"I’ve always been one of them boys, rolling around in jacked up toys. Making noise on small town Friday nights."
-Point at You, Justin Moore
when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
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